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#1: tawa muna tayo! Author: dayunyorLocation: U.K. PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 3:20 pm
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Q: Ano ang sabi ng bangus nang mamamatay na siya
A: I'm daing!


Q: What's the difference between a kiss, a car, and a monkey
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is for you dear, a monkey is you my dear.


Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.


Isang babae bumili ng asukal. Inabot ng tindera, pero sabi ng babae,"Miss, asin itong binigay mo sa akin."
Hindi, asukal yan. Minarkahan lang naming "Asin" para hindi langgamin.


Ngongo dictionary:
CATTLE - dun nakatira ang printeta at printipe
MELT - yun ang sinusuot sa mewang
EFFORT - dun nag-la-land ang efflane
STATUE - ikaw ba yan?


ANAK: ' Tay , anong pagkakaiba ng Supper at Dinner?
ITAY: Anak, pag kumain tayo sa labas, Dinner 'yun. Pag dito tayo kakain ng luto ng Mommy mo, Suffer yon!!


MR: Doc, duwag ako magpabunot ng ngipin.
DR: No problem, eto whiskey, uminom ka!
(Mister, uminom ng whiskey)
DR: O, matapang ka na ba?
MR: Oo Doc, pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko gugulpihin ko!


WHEN I was lost you were there,
When I was down you were there.
When I was heartbroken you were there.
When I got really sick you were there.
ABA , hindi kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko?


A Filipino lady was taking the exam for US naturalization and citizenship..
She aced the test.
The examiner said, "Now, the last part of the exam is a vocabulary test. Can you spell the word 'Window?"
The lady said, "W-I-N-D-O-W. ";
"Ah, very good,", the examiner said. "Now, use it in a sentence."
"WINDOW I get my citizenship papers?"


Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!
Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko lang ang aasahan ko hindi mangyayari yan!


WIFE: Hudas ka! Lagi kang umuuwing lasing. Naaasar na tuloy ako sa mukha mo.
HUSBAND: Pero mahal, kung hindi ako lasing, ako naman ang maaasar sa mukha mo!


Wife: Pag may problema ako, kahit gaano kabigat, nawawala kapag nakikita ko ang picture mo.
Husband: Sabi ko na nga ba talagang mahal na mahal mo ko.
Wife: Tinitingnan ko lang ang picture mo tapos sinasabi ko sasarili ko na WALA NG PROBLEMA NA MAS HIHIGIT PA DITO. Wink


Arrow Forwarded by friend:lol:

#2:  Author: GUESSSSSSS PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:09 pm
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HEHEHEHEHEHE KORNIK TALAGA EHHHHHH.

#3:  Author: guest PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:53 am
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masarap ang kornik masarap merienda lalo kong kulang ang pera kornik na lang bilhin mura lang.

#4: reply Author: jeamis PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2017 3:48 am
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ganda



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