If you messed up your life, you could press
Ctrl + Alt + Delete and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on Run!

If you needed a break from life, click on Suspend.
Hit Any Key to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors,
turn up the Sound Blaster.

To add/remove someone in your life,
click Settings and Control Panel.

To improve your appearance,
just adjust the display Settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the Speakers.

When you loose your car keys, click on Find.

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.

Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.

You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.

And, we could click on "Send Now" and a
Pizza would be on its way to YOU.

(The above was an e-mail received from a friend)